“去。”展昭推他脑袋，“说完！”

“第三就是。”白玉堂认真道，“给对方一个昵称，比如我觉得你像猫，发短信也好，写信传纸条都好，只写猫，这样即便我说一百遍猫咪我爱你……被发现了或被人知道了，也至多以为我爱的是猫咪……对不对？”

展昭微愣，“难怪你总叫我猫！”

白玉堂一笑，“恋人么，贵在知心，杨帆和吕齐现在互称对方兔子和小老虎……能在公共场合说爱你，也能名正言顺地发短信说情话，还能在人少的地方亲两下……不就足够了么？至于更亲密的事情么，留在阁楼上做，对吧？”

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