，要我干脆转行得了。天底下哪有那么容易的事？这个天真的小子。而且我想真正有演戏天分的应该算是我家的那位。哎呀，一想起他心里就美得不行了。

时间啊，请你走快点吧，赶快让我下班，我已经等不及要回去看我的亲亲男老婆了。

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番外：爱情，是一块巧克力

IFIT'SHURTINGYOU

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Oohoohthegrassain'talwaysgreen

Andifit'shurtingyouyouknowthat’sithurtingme

You'llmeetothermanwhowillbreakyourheart

IfIseeyouwiththemit'sgonnatearmeapart

Maybeinanotherlifewewouldn’tbealonetonight

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Oohoohthegrassain’talwaysgreen

Andifit'shurtingyouyouknowthat’sithurtingme